Warm Salad with Bacon

Can you find the hiding bacon?

Greens are apparently, an important food.  If you peruse the Interwebz, you will find like, a kajillion green smoothie recipes.  As much as I love green smoothies, I HATE salads.  They are just constant chew, chew, chew!  And when I'm done, I'm hungrier than when I started.  Plus, they're cold.

My December 21 Day Sugar Detox

If you follow a real foodie or Paleo instagrammer, you have probably noticed a frenzy of 21-Day Sugar Detox Pictures.  If you have no idea what I am talking about, you are missing out on some delicious-looking sugar-free food porn.  Sometimes I almost eat my phone.  I only stop myself because I remember how my kids' phone chewing days took my ability to hear people without a headset.  So I decided to try this super-popular eating plan in between Thanksgiving and Christmas.  I know.  I'm a genius and a self-sadomasochist.  I decided to go easy on myself and only do phase 1.  Here is how I fought my way through the sugar cravings.