Tandem Breastfeeding for Nerds

Why did I decide to do tandem breastfeeding?  Mostly because I am a breastfeeding nerd, boasting the badges of a range of breastfeeding: tandem, toddler, exclusive, on-cue, in public, pumping, pumping in public, and breastfeeding while pregnant.  I wouldn't have that first badge if it weren't for my decision.

I have to pee.  Come to the bathroom with me.